the kevin's Pride Month MM Reading Bingo results
Results: regret.
I actually filled out the board twice for fun, once for only June books, and once for all of my 2022 reads. Behold, the evidence of my suffering:
June Bingo Blackout
A blackout of mistakes read in June, most specifically for the board.
The list of books and their corresponding squares, from left to right:
Top row:
- dark erotica everyone pretends is romance (Binding Breath by Adara Wolf) - lets be real, Wolf doesn't actually write romances but I pretend anyway
- try a new author, bonus points if they're queer (Castle of Bones by M. Kato)
- give an author a second chance and deeply regret your life choices (Dancing in Darkness by Alice Winters) - I do not like Alice Winters and this was a horrible experience
- detailed (or strange) omega biology (Ugly by Roe Horvat) - lots of womb fucking
- why is there a baby on the cover? (His First Family by Victoria Sue) - three babby!
Second row:
- unusual genitalia (Jack Addison vs. Man Ravishing Spider by KA Merikan) - spider
- you could remake that cover better, probably (Soul Mate for Sale by Kian Rhodes)
- lube that definitely shouldn't be used as lube (Bound to Two Bears by Kelex) - mud
- DNF a book (Dysfunctional by Isabel Lucero)
- food porn (literally, or great meals on page) (The Runaway by Laura Taylor)
Third row:
- a book ezra recommended you (Ruled by TM Chris)
- horses, murdery or not (The Humiliation and Imprisonment of Count Leopold de Rohan by KA Merikan) - normal horse
- free space - pain
- sex positions that require a diagram (Learning the Ropes by RJ Moray) - shibari contortions
- anal with no lube OR no anal sex at all (Trench Warfare by Fiona Glass) - no on page anal sex
Fourth row:
- surprise _ (fisting, daddy, spanking) (Tribute by Lisa Henry) - surprise fisting
- cannibal(istic thoughts during sex) (Werewolves of Chernobyl by KA Merikan and LA Witt) - only thoughts
- book from a multiauthor series (Naked Ambition by Lisa Henry) - from Grim Delights series
- incest for the wincest (Brother by Marina Vivancos)
- a rec that went horribly wrong (A Taste of Gold and Iron by Alexandra Rowland) - I really wanted to like this...
Fifth row:
- daddiest daddy to ever daddy (Million Dollar Daddy by RJ Moray)
- only one (anything but a bed) (Omega for the Pack by NJ Lysk) - only one omega (5 alpha)
- prime example of how not to do a kink (Brother Dear by R Phoenix) - lol
- emotional grooming (shaving, bathing, hair braiding) (Prince and Assassin by Tavia Lark)
- book you should hate, but loved (Blue Storm by Adara Wolf) - I don't usually like poly but Adara Wolf can make me love it
2022 Bingo Blackout:
Some overlapping squares of course, and less pain but still quite the experience.
Top row:
- dark erotica everyone pretends is romance (Under His Heel by Adara Wolf) - heh
- try a new author, bonus points if they're queer (The Servant and the Gentleman by Annabelle Greene) - such a good book!
- give an author a second chance and deeply regret your life choices (Everything For You by Chloe Liese) - such an awful book
- detailed (or strange) omega biology (Redemption of a Slave by Laura Taylor) - really cool and unique omegaverse biology
- why is there a baby on the cover? (His First Family by Victoria Sue) - triple babby
Second row:
- unusual genitalia (The Alien's Mate by LC Davis) - tree!
- you could remake that cover better, probably (Soul Mate for Sale by Kian Rhodes)
- lube that definitely shouldn't be used as lube (Darker Space by Lisa Henry) - goo from living spaceship
- DNF a book (Silk Fire by Zabe Ellor) - jesus christ
- food porn (literally, or great meals on page) (Bidding for the Bachelor by Jackie Lau) - so many good meals
Third row:
- a book ezra recommended you (Flesh & Blood by Adara Wolf)
- horses, murdery or not (The Necromancer's Light by Tavia Lark) - normal horse
- free space
- sex positions that require a diagram (Love in a Truck Stop Bathroom By Sebastian O'Connor)
- anal with no lube OR no anal sex at all (Trench Warfare by Fiona Glass) - no on page anal
Fourth row:
- surprise _ (fisting, daddy, spanking) (Passing the Puck by BQ Hanson) - surprise daddy kink
- cannibal(istic thoughts during sex) (Where the Devil Says Goodnight by KA Merikan) - the original, gay bbq
- book from a multiauthor series (Naked Ambition by Lisa Henry) - from Grim Delights
- incest for the wincest (Twisted Together by Odessa Hywell) - twincest!
- a rec that went horribly wrong (Brute by Kim Fielding) - I thought I was gonna love this... :(
Fifth row:
- daddiest daddy to ever daddy (Million Dollar Daddy by RJ Moray)
- only one (anything but a bed) (The Sword-Witches Heart by Tavia Lark) - only one horse!
- prime example of how not to do a kink (Claiming the Cleanfreak by Daniel May) - lol
- emotional grooming (shaving, bathing, hair braiding) (Prince and Assassin by Tavia Lark)
- book you should hate, but loved (Blue Storm by Adara Wolf) - MMm book, I don't usually like to read poly
Overall:
Well, it was a fun (sort of?) experience. Next time we make bingo, it will be a board with significantly less pain and suffering. Some of these were excellent reads! Others....not so much.
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