the kevin's Extreme Disappointment Reads aka DNFs for April 2022
Some books aren't worth finishing. DNFing sets you free! Here's my DNFs for the month of April. It was an unusually good month, with only two DNFs.
A Hitman's Forever by BC Robertson
DNF at 12%
I was intrigued by this premise - second chance, enemies to lovers, FBI agent/hitman? Sounds great.
Reality has it less so. My issues:
1. The time jumps and associated issues
The first chapter starts off by saying “18 years before”. Or maybe 18 years earlier, whatever same idea. We don’t have any other context. It reads like we’re in the head of a child, of maybe 6 to 8 years old, musing on his mother and life. It turns out that the POV character is supposed to be 12 in that segment. Oops.
The time jumps themselves - again, all contextless with ages and life. We jump two years, then one year, then two years, then 10 years?
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2. POV issues
This is dual first person POV. I can’t tell them apart. Their voices don’t change with age, or scene, or events. Static.
3. The plot just doesn’t make sense
There’s all sorts of things that just don’t make sense. There’s suspending disbelief, and then there’s too much. Rylan comes from a rich family, yet gets sent to a group home for spray painting a warehouse? No ones going to do that. Maybe juvie, but a group home? As if.
Edric’s whole homeless whatever thing is glossed over to the point that I don’t understand how he stayed alive. If it was just skipped over I could ignore it, but we get snippets throughout the teenage years, so now I’m wondering. Eventually he ends up in sex work, which at least gives reasons for his way of existing, but it’s a bit late in the game.
Which does remind me - the reasons whatshisface say he’s a good hitman…lol detachment is normal? Especially for sex workers? Nothing to me says that Edric is going to be a competent or useful hitman based on what that dude was saying. It doesn’t work for me.
4. 100% telling, 0% showing
Everything is told, in very matter of fact simple internal monologues. There’s no emotional connection to the characters or their struggles, and I certainly didn’t feel any connection between the characters themselves. Edric’s struggles in life fell totally flat, for the lack of emotion on top of the total bonkers plot.
5. The writing
I have some highlights to cover this mainly. I found it choppy and prone to short simple sentences that broke up any flow that might have formed accidentally.
Overall, while this was an ambitious setup, it might be better to scale back on the plot ideas to focus more on the character development? It felt a little like it was racing to get to the next plot point instead of taking the time to deepen the story.
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